The other night, I went to the local comedy club to see one of my favorite depressing comedians, Dave Attell. Dave, if you’re reading, great show! It’s a great date spot so write that down. What caught my eye as I waited for the show to start was the THREE-30 somethings next to my table. Three guys having a night out after work. Three guys trying to let some stress out after a long day. Three guys hopelessly trying to find meaningful social meaning in their lonely depressing lives. At least, from my point of view. It made me feel bad. Bachelors always talk a mean game, but deep down, they lay in their bed each night wishing they had someone next to them.
The reason this post has such a harsh title is that I’ve seen this a million times in a million ways. Maybe I was way off in my assessment, but I’m willing to bet you everything I have if I made a hasty generalization. Maybe it was the sheer percentage of guys that had women with them that gave me the judgement. Either way, I could see it in their body language. The way they scanned the room looking for something. The way they talked about work. BORING! I’ve got several single guy friends that fall into this depressing category and they all say the same thing, “I don’t have time for a girl.” REALLY? So, if a slam’n hot girl walked up to your table and said she wanted to take you out on the town you’d say no?
If you’re in this category don’t get offended, get excited. It’s time to change. I’m sorry that you weren’t blessed with jaw dropping good looks and hair that would make Uncle Jesse cry. On planet Earth, you have to go with what you got. And ironically, if you own up to it, you’re even better off. So, admit that you’re not God’s gift, have a nice cry on your contemporary leather couch you’re so proud of, but never gotten laid on, and march to the beat of a new drummer.
The challenge is to really start to understand that you’re in need of some help. We ask for help at work, from friends, neighbors and sometimes complete strangers. Do some research and come up with a fresh approach. Follow my upcoming posts where I intend to show you some new tactics and strategies for becoming the most romantic guy she’s ever met. You’ve had your eye on her so don’t act so clueless.
Authentically,
Hitch
